16, uk
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spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

laughcentre:

toocooltobehipster:

there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

just letting that sink in

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john-egbert:

janksy:

do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”

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thehippiejew:

trickster-dave:

armadilldo:

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

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vvierd:

themoonishighh:

vvierd:

how can i get a sexy body but without changing my unhealthy diet and no exercise

you fucking can’t get your ass up and go to the fucking gym, eat some fucking fruit and you will be skinny god damn stop complaining everyone

WOW ok thanks for the advice themoonishighh im sure you’re really fun at parties!!

thebitchpudding: u ok justin

thebitchpudding:

u ok justin

classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..” And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”

classy-littlefuck:

my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”

And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”

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